How to be an idiot

I want to reveal to you how easy it really is to be an idiot. It takes virtually no skill, but it does require a blatant lack of self respect. If you fall into this category of people, you are well on your way to realizing your utmost dream of becoming an idiot. The next step you should take is finding a lot of controversial subjects and taking a bold stand as to what you believe on the matter. Even if you don't really give a hoot, make sure you come up with a few ideas. Then you should make sure you can say something on any other subject that may come up in a conversation. The last, and one of the most important steps, is making sure nothing you say actually makes sense. You wouldn't want anyone to mistake you for a genius now would you? Have a good day, and good luck in your quest to become an idiot!